That ho ain't me, by the way.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
America
In trying to keep up with current events, I come across this article with a headline filled with words that are too hard to read! Buy a damn vowel. Anyway, I'm going back to reading Cosmo. Shuck this fit.
That ho ain't me, by the way.
That ho ain't me, by the way.
Monday, January 21, 2013
Another Thought
Is it so wrong that black people with British accents completely freak me out?
Of course it's not wrong. Black people shouldn't be talking so proper, yo. Gangsta nigs homedawg. See, it aint hard. Daz right.
Of course it's not wrong. Black people shouldn't be talking so proper, yo. Gangsta nigs homedawg. See, it aint hard. Daz right.
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Just a note regarding previous blog
I think you all should know the most fun part about writing my last post was searching for images of Asian babies.
Philosophical Question
If a white couple gives birth in China, does their baby come out looking Chinese?
Food for thought, you whore, food for fucking thought.
Food for thought, you whore, food for fucking thought.
Monday, January 14, 2013
Just wondering
I'd like to share a quote expressed by yours truly from when a man in a Mustang justified my suspicion that many men are under the impression that my best friend Lindsay and I desire to suck their dick at the same time in the same room in the same bed. The quote is more of a question, actually, to Lindsay, and to the world in general: Why does every guy think we want to have a threesome?
We honestly do not give that impression.I give the impression that they're gross and they should stand at least 7 feet away from me, and .5233132 feet from Lindsay (meaning, they should be all up on her. You go girl friend! I'm her wing woman and I don't charge). But really, why are you giving us both that hungry look and trying to rub two girls with one boner, as if we are asking for it?
I'm actually very curious.
Office Life
It should be common knowledge by now that I'm way cooler than your average Nancy. But if it's not, get with the program. The thing about me, is I like to learn. Looky there, I'm cooler and smarter. Anyway, I learned something new today.
You know those modesty panels on office desks? I just found out they were to protect from people seeing up the occasional mini skirt that Trisha the office slut likes to wear to impress the married CEO, or the hole in the crotch of poor Ed's pants. Now that's the real reason, but I always thought it was to allow for touching yourself under your desk! I guess it's the same point - to protect your privacy. But, let me tell you, I put those modesty panels to work, baby. I even have names for each day of the week in honor of my wet workplace sessions: Masturbation Monday, Touchyerself Tuesday, Wack Off Wednesday, Thrusty Thursday, Fluid Friday.
Thought it was just a given. Jeez. But in the meantime, spread the word. And your legs.
You know those modesty panels on office desks? I just found out they were to protect from people seeing up the occasional mini skirt that Trisha the office slut likes to wear to impress the married CEO, or the hole in the crotch of poor Ed's pants. Now that's the real reason, but I always thought it was to allow for touching yourself under your desk! I guess it's the same point - to protect your privacy. But, let me tell you, I put those modesty panels to work, baby. I even have names for each day of the week in honor of my wet workplace sessions: Masturbation Monday, Touchyerself Tuesday, Wack Off Wednesday, Thrusty Thursday, Fluid Friday.Thought it was just a given. Jeez. But in the meantime, spread the word. And your legs.
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