aDORNERable

For those of you keeping up with the news (which I usually do NOT, as it has a tendency to give me wrinkles and/or gray hair), you'll find that the world won't leave poor, cute, sweet, cuddly-looking  Christopher Dorner alone. Just take one look and you'll wanna take him home: 

AWWWWWWW! Cute right? He reminds me of a big, jovial, negro teddy bear. 

So this is my official proposition to ban police men from shooting at chubby, smiley men. 

WHO'S WITH ME??!??!!?!?!?! 

Ok back to reading about way more important things. I'm getting a twitch, and that's NOT hot.